From Jon Hamm's appearance on SNL

Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women

• Step 1:
When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.

• Step 2:
When asked about your past, give vague, open ended answers.

• Step 3:
Have a great name.

• Step 4:
Look fantastic in a suit.

Look fantastic in casual wear.

Look fantastic in anything.

Sound good.

Smell good.

Kiss good.

Strut around with supreme confidence.

Be uncannily successful at your job.

Blow people away everytime you say anything.

Take six hour lunches.

Disappear for weeks at a time.

Lie to everyone about everything.

Drink and smoke constantly.

…basically, be Don Draper.


Mad Men is the best show on TV. If you haven't seen it yet, try to catch up. Season 2 just ended. Unfortunately, we will probably have to wait until next summer for Season 3.